"Naughty Dog" What your dog has done.

[Jonathan_S]

Delia, our little spaniel-terrier cross, grouse getter was in heat for the first time last week and decided to rip off her diaper before taking an afternoon nap on my pillow.

Gross.

[bracer40]

With my first Brit, we used to come home to find the entire floor covered with shredded paper, cardboard, crappy diapers, femine products...There were a couple of times where it was 6" deep! We started closing doors and keeping the tempting stuff out of his reach.  but still, for most of his life I would scoop poop littered with crayons, bits of toys, ribbon, tissues, & tampons.....
Oh and that dog, ate his own poo....................Those are the worst dog farts!!

Early one morning I came downstairs and was assaulted by a foul stench. Turns out Riley had gorged himself on the fish fertilizer pellets I had scattered throughout the garden the day before. He had blowouts scattered throughout the lower floor............grrrrrr (never used that fertilizer again.............come to think of it, didn't really have anything to fertilze since he cleaned out the peas, strawberries, grapes, etc.)

My girlfriend's lab made pretty short work of her first Christmas prime rib when he found it cooling on the counter. needless to say, her in-laws were not amused.

A year or two ago, my old boss's Burnese Mtn. dog ate his tickets to the Masters Golf Tournament (it made it's way to the national media). He was able to get it to throw up enough of the tickets that he photographed the remains and sent his request for replacements Augusta, which they granted.

[Yankee]

My old dog Jackson, who we had to put down last month at 14 years, popped the lid off a double shot latte I had in the center counsel, and downed the whole thing while I popped into Home Depot to grab something.

[yakimarcher]

Several years ago my dog Thor(1/2 Brittany, 1/2 Irish setter)  chewed up a Danner boot when he was about 4 month old, he also ate a wallet with $160 in it and was crapping out little pieces of $20 bills for the next couple days.

[runamuk]

Went softie one day and corralled the sick english pointer into the laundry room,came home from work and he'd jumped the gate keeping him in the laundry room,he greeted me with a feather sticking out of his mouth,I rounded the corner of the kitchen to find the source of the feathers,King size goose down comforter,and yup it was shredded and yup theres about three flocks worth of feathers in one.

OH man this reminds me of the time my sons dog decided to kill the down pillows  I walked in and it looked like a bird had blown up....and there sat the dog just as pleased as could be with all the fun he'd had.  My other sons pig liked the sound of ripping fabric and he shredded several sleeping bags over the years....I have pic somewhere of my youngest sleeping with his pig, hid german shepherd and the standard poodle all on the bed in the tiny travel trailer we were living in.

[ctwiggs1]

My former renters used to pay in cash.

$1050 in cold hard cash.

I salvaged everything but a $20!!!

Curtis

[James]

I was at work, girlfriend was home, dog was in the backyard.

His crippling separation anxiety got the best of him and he decided he NEEDED to be in the house.

Ripped a hole in the siding, pulled out the insulation, broke though the drywall, only to hit the back of the dryer.  Just bad placement

Really wanted to kill him, but I have to say I can’t believe he actually got that close to breaking into the house.  Impressed me a bit.

[ctwiggs1]

I was at work, girlfriend was home, dog was in the backyard.

His crippling separation anxiety got the best of him and he decided he NEEDED to be in the house.

Ripped a hole in the siding, pulled out the insulation, broke though the drywall, only to hit the back of the dryer.  Just bad placement

Really wanted to kill him, but I have to say I can’t believe he actually got that close to breaking into the house.  Impressed me a bit.

THAT is impressive.  I don't care who you are.

[Yondering]

Our black lab stole the neighbors potted plants, still in the pots. I caught him bringing the 3rd or 4th plant in our yard; fortunately he was just collecting, and didn't eat them. No idea why.

He ate the end of an extension cord, while it was plugged in. I heard a yelp, and saw him streaking across the yard with smoke coming out of his mouth.

He was also the only dog I've owned that didn't like car rides. He'd get anxious, start drooling, then poop and puke in the car. We had to take him someplace one time; my wife drove so the dog could sit with me to keep him calm, sure enough, he hauls off and poops all over my lap.

[JJD]

Every Lab I've ever had, had a yern to chew on something or another, garden Hoses, elect wire, pine cones, etc.
Current male lab chews on nothing, never has.  I have a fm CBR who is a month older than him.  If he begins to chew on something, she just walks over and takes it away from him.  She does not chew on it herself, she just doesn't want him to have it.  Every now and again, she chews on him just for s**ts and giggles.
I know guys in relationships like that. 

[Greenhorn]

Here, our pup got tired of his dog bed.  He also hates cardboard and the UPS and Fedex drivers have all been instructed to put packages inside our house or else the dog will destroy the packaging.  He usually leaves the actual package inside alone, even if it is his new bag of dog food.

[norsepeak]

Many years ago on the last day of school at WSU some buddies and I drove down to the Grande Rhonde river for a little camping and fishing.  We took my black lab Kelsey.  We spent all day in the river fishing and having a great time.  Starts to get dark, so we make camp and pop a few beers. (okay, a LOT of beers, we were cougars after all)  After drinking and eating we all crash in the bed of the pickup. (3 guys in sleeping bags and my dog).  Middle of the night my dog starts freakin out and jumps out of the truckbed and runs off.  We all get up and stagger around the woods looking for her.  Pretty soon she come racing by me, jumps up in the truck and crawls down into my sleeping bag.  I walk up to the truck and catch a whiff of something not good.  I pull my dog out of MY SLEEPING BAG and she is dripping wet with skunk juice.  After a minor melt down, slept on top of my bag and froze the rest of night.  The bag ended up in the dumpster and the dog slept in the bed of my truck for three weeks until the smell went away.  Best dog I have ever seen though, never be able to replace her. RIP Kelsey, 14 years together.

[JJB11B]

RIP Little Miss Chevious. Missie was a character. The black lab was a Christmas Present my sophomore year of highschool. She loved to steal all of the tools being used, would eat anything you offered her. Mom didn't initially allow her in the house and when she did we made her lay on the rug by the back door. Missie would low crawl to the edge of the living room just so that she could see me or dad. She had the worst gas and always made me laugh when she would stink my uncle out of the blind. She liked to sneak away from home and be gone for hours, Usually at the most inconveniant time. Her last adventure cost her her life. we are not completely sure what happened but Dad found her dead in the field behind the house. We cried like babies when we buried her. I loved that dog, Dad watched her for me when I went to Basic Training and AIT. And again when I was in Iraq. He fell in love with her and I didnt have the heart to take her away from him. Couldnt ask for a sweeter more loyal and entertaining dog ever. I hope I can find one like her again

[CAMPMEAT]

My dog just humps Ridgeratts leg..........

[Bucks2Ducks]

 125lbs Chessie named Bear, and he sure try's to live up to his name. The Comcast guy just left, 3rd time he has come to repair a cable bear ate. A few dog beds, siding, fruit trees, shoes, garden hose. Gotta love him though.