"Naughty Dog" What your dog has done.

[seth30]

My two labs have done so many things its hard to recall every one   My favorites are
1:  Bringing a live rabbit into the house and releasing it.
2:  Busting through the wood fence to take a poop on the one neighbor's lawn that hates dogs and hunters.
3:  Killing all of the chickens at a friends house (we are no longer friends as a result)
4:  Refusing to leave the duck blind because we limited out in a hour and they still want to hunt.
5:  Chasing deer and bears while grouse hunting

[lostbackpacker]

we have a golden doodle.  he always greets you at the door with something in his mouth.  could be a sock or whatever he can find.

if he doesnt meet you at the door, he's done something wrong.  most likely got into the trash or grabbed a loaf of bread off the counter.  he will usually be hiding in the corner of our bedroom if he doesn't meet you at the door.

[hrd2fnd]

and all this time I thought it was just my lab who was the boob, glad to see mine isn't the only counter surfer, dandelion eating bread stealing and deaf as a door knob until it's time for food 

[jay.sharkbait]

and all this time I thought it was just my lab who was the boob, glad to see mine isn't the only counter surfer, dandelion eating bread stealing and deaf as a door knob until it's time for food 

Mine has yet to discover dandelions....... But blackberries are another story

[BIGINNER]

my weimaraner Blitz had broken out of his kennel once when I was gone,... I come home and he runs up to me and drops one of my roen ducks at my feet proudly.   as pissed as I was,.. I praised him for it, because he had the duck for at least 2 hours and did not eat it or rip it apart.

worst thing that blitz does is fart in the car,....     

[hrd2fnd]

worst thing that blitz does is fart in the car,....     

oh don't get me started on dog farts  especially after he has raided the neighbors pig trough 

[Oldguy]

and all this time I thought it was just my lab who was the boob, glad to see mine isn't the only counter surfer, dandelion eating bread stealing and deaf as a door knob until it's time for food 

Mine has yet to discover dandelions....... But blackberries are another story

I forgot the blackberries. When I exercised my lab during the late summer, I picked blackberries for him but if I was a little slow, he'd strip them off the bushes himself. I've witnessed coyotes doing the same thing.

Odd thing about the Dandelions is that the ones growing late Summer don't interest him at all.

[KopperBuck]

Doberman and Heeler/BC cross:

1. Chased a deer that got proceeded to get hit by a car on the highway (shock collared now when riding horses).
2. Destroyed duck decoys.
3. Drug dead cow calf to the house.
4. Eaten entire deer hides.
5. Eaten an entire bag of pistacios (yes, they come out the same as they went in).
6. Eaten a steelhead yarn ball with hook (and crapped out - got lucky there).

[steen]

I saw a TV show that told of a lab who swallowed a bunch of $20.00 bills.  The owner was missing them and suspected the dog so proceeded to take it to the vet.  They got all the bills back, most in pretty good shape!  That was funny!

[dallygirl]

Thanks for the chuckles tonight - Everyone has such funny stories    It goes to show that dogs are dogs no matter what "breed" they are!   

[6haase6]

Two forty pound bags of salt left over from last year were sitting in the portch. Out coonhound left them alone for awhile but the night I finally find where I want to put my cameras tore apart. Not just tore open and a pile of salt on the portch she drug both of them all over the yard. Needless to say spent hours cleaning it up to only end up with dead spots in the lawn anyways. The next was a quart jug if oil she got out if the garage after some how getting the door open. Some how only put one ion hike in the handle, so I picked it up and out it in the shop there is no way she can get in there. Wrong dead wrong next night come home to the oil jug drug all over the backyard after putting multiple more holes in it so she watered who knows how much of the lawn with oil. Oh yea salt was front yard and oil was the back, so should have a matching set of leopard print lawns!!!!

[wildweeds]

Went softie one day and corralled the sick english pointer into the laundry room,came home from work and he'd jumped the gate keeping him in the laundry room,he greeted me with a feather sticking out of his mouth,I rounded the corner of the kitchen to find the source of the feathers,King size goose down comforter,and yup it was shredded and yup theres about three flocks worth of feathers in one.

[RadSav]

Our first springer "Upland Dancer" stole all the presents with candy in them one Christmas Eve.  We didn't know for sure until the spring when my mother decided to plant a new rose in the garden.  There were all the Christmas gifts still perfectly wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper buried about a foot down.

When we got the two sisters "Upland Skagit" and "Upland Sauk" they were little monsters.  One day I put out an entire brick of butter on the counter to soften.  Yep, they ate the whole thing.  Gave them gas something good.  Was hard not to laugh at them though.  For two days each time one would fart the other would come over and lick it's A hole.

My wonderful little "Upland Sandy" dog never stops being the bird dog.  Even when she is poopin' she can't stop following her nose!  Well we leave her with my parents during one elk season.  We get back into cell range and there is a message from my mother telling be to come get my D*&N Sandy dog!  Guess three times a day my mother is following her around the neighborhood with a poo bag.  "She starts to poo at one end of the neighbor hood and doesn't finish until she has reached the other end of the neighborhood!  She's like Hansel and Gretel dropping bread crumbs the whole way.  Grrrrrr..I have had it!"

[h2ofowlr]

The list is long.  Very long.
- Chewed the electrical wires to my boat trailer 3 times.  I had to rewire it.
- Pulled the kennel panels apart several times.
- Got out and got a free ride to police department then to Humane Society before I knew they were gone.  Cost me $400.
- Chewed through several hoses.
- Handle off of water faucet.
- Lots of kids toys and Tonka truck wheels.
- Many fence panels.
- All the plants, shrubs and trees in back yard.
- Dozen floating goose decoy heads.
- Swallowed a 6 oz lead decoy weight.  $600+ vet bill.
- Knocked my Browning BPS in the river where it was about 40'.  That cost me about $525.
A few to mention.

[RadSav]

The list is long.  Very long.
- Chewed the electrical wires to my boat trailer 3 times.  I had to rewire it.
- Pulled the kennel panels apart several times.
- Got out and got a free ride to police department then to Humane Society before I knew they were gone.  Cost me $400.
- Chewed through several hoses.
- Handle off of water faucet.
- Lots of kids toys and Tonka truck wheels.
- Many fence panels.
- All the plants, shrubs and trees in back yard.
- Dozen floating goose decoy heads.
- Swallowed a 6 oz lead decoy weight.  $600+ vet bill.
- Knocked my Browning BPS in the river where it was about 40'.  That cost me about $525.
A few to mention.

Sounds like a black lab or a chesa?  If a mix of the two your doomed forever