Can’t make this up

[time2hunt]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/


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[Watimberghost]

Holy crap! Hahaha! #Trapperlivesmatter #Beavertimesup 

[Curly]

 
That's a good warning to not anger a beaver. 

[ghosthunter]

Wow
Not sure if I would have told that story if it were me.

[Fl0und3rz]

World News Daily Report?  Funny story, but you might be able to make it up, judging by some of the stuff in the sidebar.

[Skillet]

World News Daily Report?  Funny story, but you might be able to make it up, judging by some of the stuff in the sidebar.

 

[KFhunter]

Having nearly been a victim myself once, I believe it.

[KFhunter]

I wasn't being coy, it's a true story.  I've shared it on HW before a long time ago.

[Fl0und3rz]

Just playing with you and the premise that you can't make this stuff up, by making stuff up.  I'll delete it.

[Humptulips]

This is at the bottom of the page:

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

[lewy]

Having nearly been a victim myself once, I believe it.

Gotta hear the story!

[PlateauNDN]

  that site has a strange infatuation with beastiity.

[Curly]

 
It's kind of the opposite of this meme.

[KFhunter]

Having nearly been a victim myself once, I believe it.

Gotta hear the story!

I used to do a lot of spear gun hunting for trash fish in the rivers around here, one day I got between 2 paired beaver.  One was up river of me around a sharp bend the other was down river and I was hunting the area between them.  I got down current a ways and was working my way back up the bend in a slow deep spot, as I was scanning the bottom I seen my shadow and all the sudden another shadow approached prompting me to look up.  I looked up and was face to face with a beaver, it was inches at best, I kept my mask and eyes below the water line and spear aimed at its belly, I was wondering if it was going to bite my skull or what, it stayed there for what felt like minutes (but it was probably only 5-10 seconds) just inches from my skull..ya and I have brown hair, and the snorkel probably resembled a stick so I could see the confusion of that beaver thinking my skull was it's mate.  I brought my spear up to its belly but didn't pull the trigger, instead I jumped up in the water as far as I could with a kick from my fins and threw my arms up high and yelled something at it, I can't recall the word and they wouldn't be forum friendly...   

I had no idea a beaver could squeal, but it let out a squeal, slapped it's tail and dove.   Fast as I was under water that beaver left me in it's wake and disappeared in a hole in the bank just under the water.  I was glad it didn't climb on my head, so you can imagine what everyone say's when I tell that story over a beer. 

[JimmyHoffa]

that site has a strange infatuation with beastiity.

I imagine that has been said about reading a certain thread on this site....