Turkey hunting Buttwipe

[yelp]

Yelp you kill me.
I have found many items while hunting, but never the old "*censored*y glove"

I can arrange that!  LOL...LMAO...    Can I borrow someones glove?

[woodswalker]

once found a neat thermal softside cooler....until i picked it UP...OMG   

that was DISGUSTING...and NO WAY i was going to take it with.

[yelp]

Was it red and white?  I wondered where that went....LOL   

[PWN Kurt]

I've been thinking about wearing some depends out there...keep me on the stand longer, and preventing any unecessary movements.

Scentlock is introducing their carbon-diapers just in time for deer season.

Kurt

[hornhunter]

I saw a tackle box on the side of the road with some pop gear hanging out.    I had my passenger lean out and pick it up.  He broght it in the car and off we went.  He opened it and guess what..........some funny guy got us and got us good.  There was human  all over the inside.  It was august. 

I also have left the woods with only one sock a couple of times

[cabin308]

We had a guy in elk camp who would return to camp and joke about losing another sock.  Towards the end of the week he must of been running low on socks since he would return with torn up shirts .  He didn't carry a pack so of course no TP.  Once he lost his knife and had to retrace his path back to his pile of socks and lo and behold, there was his knife!  He didn't even notice when it fell off his belt loop .  Not the brightest bulb on the tree but he was always worth a bunch of laughs .

[yelp]

Interesting....So if he packed for a week...thats 7 shirts an 14 socks (7 pair) He uses 7 socks that is enough to give you and extra 3 days of hunting..If you pack 16 socks (8 pair) You will get 4 days extra.  Don't eat camp chili or you will lose ground.  Remember to always use the whole sock, both sides and if you need turn it inside out...LOL...your hands will wash!          Oh yeah Socks are cheaper than t-shirts...I personally have made half shirts in the woods when needed. 

Hey look you dropped a sock and a glove!   

[BLKBEARKLR]

I must really be getting soft, I pack the baby wipes and the TP!!!!!

Joe

[Wacenturion]

This thread is starting to  "stink'.

[ICEMAN]

This thread is starting to  "stink'.

    

[NWTFhunter]

Really learning a lot about you fellers and your socks........LOL.

I take T.P. but rarely use it.

[Pathfinder101]

 

..who hasn't...

[wastickslinger]

Same rule applies with a torn shirt sleeve, a pair of boxer shorts or a sock
MS

I swear MuleySniper if you pull another sick prank on me again you will be wolf food. I cant beleive I almost stepped in you crap when you baited me to it with socks and shirt sleeves. There was enough torn up cloths laying around after you crapped that I thought someone had been murdered and thier cloths strone about. I am bringing you some buttwipe this year.

And no more grizzlies!!!! I still owe you.

[yelp]

Sounds like Muleysniper was running around the woods naked but his butt was clean? Just don't howl like a wolf..you might get shot.. If you run out of clothes use those three tipped leaves for ass wipe next time right wastickslinger?   

[MuleySniper]

Same rule applies with a torn shirt sleeve, a pair of boxer shorts or a sock
MS

I swear MuleySniper if you pull another sick prank on me again you will be wolf food. I cant beleive I almost stepped in you crap when you baited me to it with socks and shirt sleeves. There was enough torn up cloths laying around after you crapped that I thought someone had been murdered and thier cloths strone about. I am bringing you some buttwipe this year.

And no more grizzlies!!!! I still owe you.

I told you it wasn't wolf, but you insisted on investigating I actually thought it would have passed for grizz myself