Devastation to life as we no it !!!

[pd]

Wow. I hate to be the grammar police but this made my head hurt. No wonder nobody takes us seriously.

Spokane public schools should be ashamed.

Haha you're obviously new here! Cryder's posts are some of the most entertaining you'll find around here.

Agreed!  I love CRyder’s posts. Keep at it!

[cbond3318]

Wow. I hate to be the grammar police but this made my head hurt. No wonder nobody takes us seriously.

Spokane public schools should be ashamed.

Haha you're obviously new here! Cryder's posts are some of the most entertaining you'll find around here.

Bummer about your buddies elk. Wonder what it had? I'd like to think that those instances are rare. I've also heard of people getting a second tag when the aniaml had something wrong with it.

 

[chiwawadan]

I happen to think the original post may be the greatest single post I've ever seen on this website.

[MADMAX]

I miss offdahook

[The Marquis]

I happen to think the original post may be the greatest single post I've ever seen on this website.

Or any website. 

[cavemann]

If Cryder wrote a book, I'm buying it..  Part of the entertainment of his post is the style.  that's the point.  the passion and entertainment value is some of the best on this site

[Karl Blanchard]

If Cryder wrote a book, I'm buying it..  Part of the entertainment of his post is the style.  that's the point.  the passion and entertainment value is some of the best on this site

perzactly!

[cryder]

O boy ! Do I ! I worked with a guy at Spokane's veterans home , he had one of those senseless 20 room homes ,I just refuse to understand anybody that thinks the biggest house wins wake the hell up ! Your wasteing energy you take up to much global space for crap sakes ! Expecting a barax to be needed when the red coats clear the hill ? Jeeeeeze come on will ya nobody cares oh turkeys on the elk board , here goes ,I was helping my co-worker from the hospital , o ya ! No I was not a patient then and still not now , but the jury is still out on if I should be , I here . But when I was helping this big house owner put up his new compleately unnessasary garage , all the time I spent out there was ABSUGULOOOOLY insane ! I couldn't count how many beard draggers there was but I new I was comeing back in April for sure , I built my blind way down the canyon behind his mation , 5 days before the opener. I'm telling u guys it felt like I was building yep u geussed it ,, a popsicle stand , it was freezing , or I was ignerantly under dressed , but that wood b addmitting I made a mistake sooooooo ,,, opening morning I in that blind before daylight planning for a long day ,Wich means oange juice and a Snickers wood get me to the end of the day , I hoped ,anyways I waited for a hour r so till I made my first call , henryetta and Jake my decoys were hermedically place on the wheat field that bordered the weirdo next door , I gave a big scratch on the slate and I was just about dealing with crappy pants seriuosely a huge gobble lit up the silent morning like a car wreck ! But I new I herd something else but I figgered it was a deer or a cougar creeping up on me but more importantly there was a brute talking to me 40 yards away to my left ,that huge ugly bird stepped over the niebors fence and attacked little Jake , at that time I heard this thing behind me again so figger I better take a good look and hope not to spook the bird that is already in rage ,didn't c anything and the noise stopped , so I waited for the neck stretch shot and boom ! Dropped like a sack of taters , as I'm getting the bird and decoys in my back pack some stupid creep yells at me from ten yards away , hey you put that bird down ! The police are on there way ,I immediately looked at this piece of crap and said hey snneeking up on a hunter like that your lucky there not being followed by a ambulance you idiot , he tells me I'm trespassing and he's pressing charges !! What a idiot , while he's bitchn at me he's standing on my buddies land , I showed this hey look what I own creep that me or the dead Tom was on our side of the fence , he just walked Away twords my buddies house ! I finnally get back to the senseless house and the sherrif my buddy and the creep next door are talking about something besides my turkey episode , evedently my buddies place is on this idiots property and he and I need to leave ,,,,, O M G !!?? Me and the sherrif looked over this huge bird and I waved good buy to the creep next door as the sherriff car carried him away , I geuss he threatened me my buddy and his wife if we didn't leave , he made the bright mistake of threating us with a shotgun , funny thing is he sold his property to the nicest people you could ever meet and I end up with twice the land to hunt BIG UGLY BIRDS ,thanks idiot !!!

[magnanimous_j]

Cryder,

If you talk like you type, start a podcast. I am 100% serious.

[cryder]

Well thanx much , but I just peck away at this thing as if people are stupid anuff to sit in my liveing room listening to what I think , I just act like everybody's naked and they don't make sense ,,,,, I geuss ?

[b0bbyg]

Cryder,

If you talk like you type, start a podcast. I am 100% serious.

I'll second that. I would learn my ignorant self how to download and listen if you started a podcast!

[idaho guy]

Confusing and entertaining as usual. Well done cryder 

[cryder]

My ignerant self !!!! Hillariouse , I'm feeling very large from this 😁😁😂

[Timberstalker]

Keep it going, Cryder!

[Stein]

I think there should be a Youtube channel for all these stories.  Just whip out your Iphone X, video it and upload it!