You might be an elk hunting addict if........

[WapitiTalk1]

Similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" theme, let's get this running as it pertains your, my, our elk hunting addiction. Jump in and post up a couple if you wish.

Sample entry/post:

"If you suddenly drop to all fours outside the movie theatre to further examine a handful of milk duds for freshness, you might be...…"

Let's hear em!

[Rainier10]

You might be an elk hunting addict if you prefer the smell of elk urine to cologne.

[vandeman17]

If you think the calendar really only has 2 months, september and all the rest

[7mmfan]

... if you plan your baby making around September and October.

[2MANY]

Funny stuff.
I've done that twice now.

[bracer40]

If every camping trip involves scouting for elk...

[carpsniperg2]

... if you plan your baby making around September and October.

Hahaha guilty 2x for me. Last hunting season for me ends nov 30. Both my kiddos came from first 2 weeks of December lol

[Cougartail]

You have your kid panhandling on the street corner for gas money so you can go scouting.

[huntnfmly]

You might be an elk hunting addict if you prefer the smell of elk urine to cologne.

Or even walking by a cow barn and taking a big whiff and smiling same smell

[Yelper Guy]

You construct a "fake" wallow in your backyard, hoping to attract a herd, but you're miles from elk country.
And you didn't ask your wife for permission first!

[Oldguy]

If you put your hunting clothes in a garbage bag with an elk hide that you've saved in the freezer from last season.

[wadu1]

If every camping trip involves practicing cow calls or bugling. And it's fun to bug the tree huggers while doing it

[pd]

If your internet handle is "Wapiti Talk #1"

[cooltimber]

Handle is COOLTIMBER,1st area i look for elk

[WapitiTalk1]

If your internet handle is "Wapiti Talk #1"

Was waiting for that; shoulda figured it would be you. Guilty as charged...