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Offline WapitiTalk1

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You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« on: May 22, 2020, 11:38:24 AM »
Similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" theme, let's get this running as it pertains your, my, our elk hunting addiction. Jump in and post up a couple if you wish.

Sample entry/post:

"If you suddenly drop to all fours outside the movie theatre to further examine a handful of milk duds for freshness, you might be...…"

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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2020, 11:42:01 AM »
You might be an elk hunting addict if you prefer the smell of elk urine to cologne.
Pain is temporary, achieving the goal is worth it.

I didn't say it would be easy, I said it would be worth it.

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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2020, 11:47:29 AM »
If you think the calendar really only has 2 months, september and all the rest
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2020, 11:56:09 AM »
... if you plan your baby making around September and October.
I hunt, therefore I am.... I fish, therefore I lie.

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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2020, 11:58:46 AM »
Funny stuff.
I've done that twice now.

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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2020, 01:38:04 PM »
If every camping trip involves scouting for elk...
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2020, 01:41:48 PM »
... if you plan your baby making around September and October.

Hahaha guilty 2x for me. Last hunting season for me ends nov 30. Both my kiddos came from first 2 weeks of December lol
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2020, 01:44:29 PM »
You have your kid panhandling on the street corner for gas money so you can go scouting.
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2020, 02:25:21 PM »
You might be an elk hunting addict if you prefer the smell of elk urine to cologne.
Or even walking by a cow barn and taking a big whiff and smiling same smell
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2020, 02:45:58 PM »
You construct a "fake" wallow in your backyard, hoping to attract a herd, but you're miles from elk country.
And you didn't ask your wife for permission first! :yike:

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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2020, 04:06:25 PM »
If you put your hunting clothes in a garbage bag with an elk hide that you've saved in the freezer from last season.

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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2020, 05:22:45 PM »
If every camping trip involves practicing cow calls or bugling. And it's fun to bug the tree huggers while doing it :chuckle:
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2020, 07:08:05 PM »
If your internet handle is "Wapiti Talk #1"
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2020, 07:13:38 PM »
Handle is COOLTIMBER,1st area i look for elk
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Re: You might be an elk hunting addict if........
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2020, 07:14:43 PM »
If your internet handle is "Wapiti Talk #1"

Was waiting for that; shoulda figured it would be you. Guilty as charged...
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