Any Scentologists on here?

[Gringo31]

I was spike hunting last weekend.  I'd been in the woods for a few days with a tore out crotch in my pants and holes in my knees.  Buddy of mine and I heard 3 bulls bugling the night before high on a ridge so we got up there early (3:30 pm?) to wait and listen and see if we could find a spike hanging with them.  I walked up and found a stump to sit on for about 20 min until I couldn't take the ants anymore.  I moved 30 yards to rinse and repeat issue with ants before I found my final location close by. 

My buddy who was just over the ridge came back to me and we came up with a game plan but before we broke the huddle I spot a elk coming in.  This average 6 pt bull walks thru the thick and is coming right for us.  He is sniffing the ground and following my approach in.  Where I found myself stunned was when he walked up to first stump I sat on and began licking it!  He spent several min within 7-13 yards of us while I recorded with my phone.

This has got me thinking that I must have the goods!  Somewhere in my salty "deez-nuts" scent I have the ability to produce something special/sought after and I'm looking for a way to possibly market said goods. 

If anyone knows the best way to help me start this business venture or pointers in the collection or said product, I'm all ears 

Gringo

[kirkl]

lmao 

[Stein]

I got to the bottom of the story and still can't figure out what Tom Cruise has to do with elk hunting?

[pd]

Thank you, Sir.  This is one of the most enjoyable posts that I have seen on this sight in a long while.

[Farmer72]

I would say to put a sponge down your pants while you are walking around. At the end of the days hunt take it out and cut it up into 1/2" cubes and quickly seal it into small sealed bags and then sell said bags.

[carpsniperg2]

I can see it sitting on the shelf now.

Gringos musk 

[Sandberm]

I got to the bottom of the story and still can't figure out what Tom Cruise has to do with elk hunting?

 

I kept waiting for Cruise, Travolta and Wil Smith to wander into his hunting spot too. Gonna have to bump up to the 2 from the 1.5's Ive been rocking.

[elkboy]

I can see it sitting on the shelf now.

Gringos musk 

Right up there with the Panther cologne...   

[hunter399]

Elk are just that way .
They lick my game cam ,every time they show up.
And no I don't rub my cams on my junk .

[Farmer72]

Elk are just that way .
They lick my game cam ,every time they show up.
And no I don't rub my cams on my junk .

Maybe you should. Might get more to show-up.

[hunter399]

Elk are just that way .
They lick my game cam ,every time they show up.
And no I don't rub my cams on my junk .

Maybe you should. Might get more to show-up.

It might be a good idea after hearing about this magic stump.

[dvolmer]

Well last night I heard some bugling out by the raspberry patch so I went out for a late night spot-lighting hunt and harvested the mother-load for my 16 grandkids!!!!!!!  They were all bugling right were I had been sitting naked after a soak in the hot-tub!!!  Maybe you are on to something!!!  Problem is that I’m getting warts in unwanted areas!!!!!  Anyone out there have any ideas for a remedy to my problem???🤪

[Pegasus]

I suspect the scent has more to do with your bowels then your junk. A couple of days in the bush and who knows what is hanging back there....had you been eating salty corn chips, corn on the cob or apples?

[Gringo31]

There were a few payday's consumed.... 

[OutHouse]

"Essence of Gringo--They Can't Resist"

Your brand!

[NOCK NOCK]

Hole in crotch + commando = equals salty stump.......and a good chance of slivers......


My advice, wear some scooters.   

[hunter399]

There were a few payday's consumed.... 

I love me some paydays.
Sweet and salty.
 

[NRA4LIFE]

I moved to Missouri in '86 and began hunting the next year.  Day 1, rifle deer, whitetail, hump it out a mile, O-dark thirty, set up my climber. 20 minutes before shooting hours, I get the gurgle and it wasn't going away.  Sprayed a deuce off my tree stand.  25 minutes later, I kill a nice 9 pointer. 

A buddy of mine back in WI had some wicked BO to him, I mean he just smelled bad.  He was the luckiest deer hunter I have ever hunted with. 

Never thought of bottling satchel stench.

[NOCK NOCK]

I moved to Missouri in '86 and began hunting the next year.  Day 1, rifle deer, whitetail, hump it out a mile, O-dark thirty, set up my climber. 20 minutes before shooting hours, I get the gurgle and it wasn't going away.  Sprayed a deuce off my tree stand.  25 minutes later, I kill a nice 9 pointer. 

A buddy of mine back in WI had some wicked BO to him, I mean he just smelled bad.  He was the luckiest deer hunter I have ever hunted with. 

Never thought of bottling satchel stench.

A sentence I've never heard.  That had to be tricky!

[Gringo31]

You guys aren't helping my confidence that I really might me on to something special.  I told my kids that I just may LITERALLY be sitting on a gold mine.   

[hunter399]

You guys aren't helping my confidence that I really might me on to something special.  I told my kids that I just may LITERALLY be sitting on a gold mine.   

I guess you'll have to start an only fans account,and start selling your under garmets.