Pathfinder101 Caught Helping Bigfoot!! With Pics!!! UPDATED!!!!

[Pathfinder101]

Okay, I guess it's time to put all of this nonsense to rest.  Sorry I have been absent for so long on this thread, but I was occupied for most of the day today.

First of all, not to discredit Colockumelk, but he doesn't know what he is talking about.  I think he really means well, and I know he has his own motives, all of which are sadly misguided, but I think his black little heart is in the right place.  He is obviously just trying to protect his own hunting area, the Colockum, which everyone on this site knows is the best elk hunting in Washington state.  No, probably the best in the lower 48.  No, probably the world.  According to the last census count in the Colockum, the ratio of 400"+ bulls to cows in the Colockum is 7 to 1 (that is 7 400 inch plus bulls to every cow elk in the unit).  I know Colockumelk is probably tired of the competition for the bull tags there, so I have noticed that as of late he has been on something of a crusade to convince people (particularly members of this site) to put in for other areas (particularly the Blue Mountain units) in order to alleviate the numbers with which he has to compete.  It is actually a pathetic, devious tactic, but nonetheless somewhat effective I imagine.
Now that we have exposed the motive for Colockumelk to start a thread such as this, I will address the allegations against me, and all of the so-called "evidence".
First and foremost, it has been alleged that I am a member of the Blue Mountain Mafia.  In response to this allegation, I think Tony Soprano put it best, so I will quote him;

"What?  There is no such thing as the Mafia..."

I hope that clears things up in that category.

Second, the pictures.  I have examined the photos Colockum produced, and I can verify that they are 100% original, untouched pictures of me throughout my career.  THere has been some speculation by my defenders (and thank you for your support by the way) that I was photoshopped in to them by Colockum.  It is not true.  They are definitely me.
The question however, is WHO exactly is the creature in the photos with me?  Clearly, it is NOT Bigfoot.  Anyone who has come into contact with Bfoot can tell you that he looks nothing like the creature in those photos.  JimKD8, Gaddy, 400out, CoryTDF... you guys used to elk hunt in the Blues... you ever see a Bfoot that "cute"?

No, you haven't.  The truth is that Bfoot is VERY large, VERY scary, has HUGE fangs, HUGE claws, and he has actual "HATE" in his evil eyes.

Colockumelk may not have known that, as he has never actually encountered a Bfoot, since they do not inhabit the Colockum, which is of course why it is still the best elk hunting on the planet and (if I have not mentioned it before) has 400" class bulls literally behind every tree, and all of you should probably be putting in for a tag there, if you are not already.

The truth is that the creature in the photos you have seen is actually, if you look closely, a Pokemon character that I served with in the Army named Bigachoo.  Bigachoo and I came up through the ranks together and he served honorably from 1987 to 2007 when he retired from the service where he used his Veteran's Administration Small Business Loan to open a small mammal butchershop on Tollgate Pass in Oregon (that is a picture of me helping him butcher a young goat in a snowstorm outside his shop).  He is a proud Veteran of Japanese descent (which I would think is obvious in the photos), proud of his service to his country, shockingly remorsefull for Pearl Harbor, and quite frankly would be much troubled at having been associated with (much less MISTAKEN FOR) such an evil character as Bfoot.

Next, I would like to respond to the allegations that I had something to do with the disappearance of our beloved Police Chief.  It is true that as a result of the "anonymous" tip from Colockumelk, I was indeed questioned by the Walla Walla Police earlier today.  I have nothing to hide, so I answered his questions fully and honestly.  I am sure he will turn up any time now.  Or maybe not.  THere is a lot of big country out here.  A person could get lost for a LONG time out here.  No telling what he got into.

As for Mountaincook and that meddling Biologist, they were eaten by Bigfoot. Case closed.  I am sure if the Police Chief ever turns up, he will conclude his investigation into those disappearances and come to the same conclusion.

Now, I know that some of this might be a little hard to fathom, so, for of your edification I will post some actual pictures of the real Bigfoot.  Most of these are taken off my trail cams over the past few years.  
I hope this puts the subject to rest.

[Pathfinder101]

A few more.  I hope the content is not too graphic for those of you who have not encountered this creature...

[Pathfinder101]

As of late, Bfoot, hungry since there are no elk left for him to eat here in the Blues has resorted to placing out elk decoys to lure hunters out of their pickups so he can eat them.  If you are still putting in for bull tags here in the Blues, and if you do draw one, be careful NOT to leave your pickup...

[NWBREW]

I do see hate in his evil eyes.

[colockumelk]

    What a colorful story that was Pathfinder.  But a story nonetheless.  Who wrote that.  Did your PR manager for the BMM write that.  I did some further research.  It turns out that the Japanese Pokemon is a close relative of the American Bigfoot.  It wouldn't be very hard to take a kind simple Japanese Pokemon specimen and breed them or engineer them into a death dealing bigfoot especially if you had a bigfoot to breed one with.  We've all seen the movie/documentary that came out in the mid 1990's "Congo".  The one where the African diamond miners bred Guerrillas to be attack killer guerrillas with big teeth and lots of hate in their eyes.  Think about the differences and simularities between a guerrilla and the attack guerrillas in the movi/documentary "Congo" then do the same comparison to a Pokemon and a Bigfoot. 

There's some other clues in Pathfinders message.  The below two quotes are quite distrubing to the trained investigative reporter such as myself.  Mastermind super-evil criminals such as Pathfinder can't help themselves.  They WANT people to know what they did and why.  I suspect more info like this will be leaked.

 

  I was indeed questioned by the Walla Walla Police earlier today.  I have nothing to hide, so I answered his questions fully and honestly.  I am sure he will turn up any time now.  Or maybe not.  THere is a lot of big country out here.  A person could get lost for a LONG time out here.  No telling what he got into.

As for Mountaincook and that meddling Biologist, they were eaten by Bigfoot. Case closed.  I am sure if the Police Chief ever turns up, he will conclude his investigation into those disappearances and come to the same conclusion.

[Woodchuck]

Seriously? now you call into question not 1 but 2 noble individuals. Pathfinder and Pokemon. Maybe you should quit doing your research out of comic books. Well folks when the documentary comes out you will see the truth and that mtncook and the bio got what was coming to them 

[runamuk]

See see the blonde girl was right...Mtn cook did fall for a foot and got ate...told you so....

[Woodchuck]

Okay I'll admit to it.  That's me in the picture.  Yes I have a bigfoot decoy.  I can't deny it.  You have all seen that picture.  That's definately me



words right from Colockum 

[Pathfinder101]

Okay, when I posted right bfore bed last night, I thought I laid this thing to rest, gave Colockumelk the benefit of a doubt (which, being a commissioned officer, I figured he needed, just like all Lieutenants), cleared myself of all suspicion, explained the pictures and "evidence" presented and gave Colockum an "easy out".  All he had to do was say "Sorry, I was mistaken.  My bad." and this whole thing would be over.
Yet, as you can see, he still persists.

As JimKD8 alluded to in the post just above mine, I feel that Colockumelk is hurling grenades from within a plate glass wall tent.
Colockum, you claim to be doing "investigative journalism", but you have already admitted to posting pictures of what you KNEW was a Pokemon and misleading people to believe that it was me consorting with a Bfoot.  You have maligned the character of an innocent Japanese Pokemon who honorably served his country and is now a respected small business owner employing several people in a tough economy and paying his taxes.  AND (on another thread) have admited to emplacing Bfoot decoys in the Colockum at various times.
Now, I have not dug into any of this, but I suspect that there are skeletons here that you don't want dug up.  We already know your motive for trying to keep people applying for elk tags in the Blues and keeping them out of your precious Colcockum (which, if I have not mentioned it, is the greatest elk hunting in the universe, with 420" class bulls literally behing every tree).
But, I am wondering, what is the vendetta against Pokemon?

So, here is what I propose:

Unconditional surrender.

Let go of this little crusade of yours, drop the whole police chief thing, forget about MTNCook and the BMM (which, as I have said before, doesn't exist).
Don't make me dig into your past associations.


This is your last warning on the subject.  

I hope you are wise enough to heed it.

[400out]

Very interesting! thanks Pathfinder I see the bulls in the colockum are getting bigger 425" behind every tree  there are a lot of trees up there 

Colockumelk do you have any hints on where to start scouting up there? I'm not looking for honey holes just looking for a place to start! I don't mind hiking, I'm not lazy, just looking for a good place to get a elk! don't get me wrong I have shot a elk before but I was not the calliber we all think about when we lay in bed! I just want to shoot a hanger! Thanks in advance for the help

Feel free to pm me if you don't want to post secret spots on here  Jason

[Woodchuck]

Shoot man, I am not even gonna scout it when I draw my colockum tag. Just drive over, road hunt til noon and haul that 430" monster back. Heck I bet I don't even have to leave the pavement with all the huge elk over there.

[Pathfinder101]

Well 400out, they are literally behind every tree.  If you can find the Colockum, you can find the giant bulls.  In fact, I hear that the gene is so strong there that the cow elk are starting to sprout antlers, and now a cow tag is just about as good for a wall hanger as a bull tag is.  TUrns out some guy shot a 350" cow just this year...

[400out]

Shoot man, I am not even gonna scout it when I draw my colockum tag. Just drive over, road hunt til noon and haul that 430" monster back. Heck I bet I don't even have to leave the pavement with all the huge elk over there.

I never thought about that 

I'm so used to hiking for day/miles to never see a critter! Maybe we can just put in together and split the gas, we'll make a morning trip over we could be home by around noon and thats with having breakfast 

[gaddy]

seems ive read a couple threads about that system being very sucessfull for some folks up there. maybe more people should try it. with all the elk in the clockum there should be enough for everyone. see you up there.

[Sumpnneedskillin]

If hunting colockum is that easy, count me in.  I'll help pay for gas.  Wife would be happy because I could get some of the honey-do list done instead of spending time in the woods.