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This is funny to read.Make me laugh my ass off
Quote from: mack2255 on February 05, 2011, 11:18:35 AMThis is funny to read.Make me laugh my ass off mack what exactly is so funny!! This is a real situation. Do you think that it is funny that an organization such as the BMM led by the dastardly Pathfinder is a laughing matter? Do you think that an organization releasing well known killers such as big foot and bigachoo onto a population of innocent elk and college students is some sort of comedy act?? Sir you disgust me. Your sense of humor is horrid. How do you sleep at night. Good DAY SIR!!!
First off I would like to thank halflife for taking time out of his busy schedule patroling the Colockum for big foot and trying to keep students safe from these evil creatures. He took time out of his schedule for a scouting mission to the Blue Mountains. His mission was to prove just how many bull elk truly reside in the Blue Mountains. Unfortunately he never made it to the Blue Mountains themself. He just made it to the foot hills before he had to turn back. Why did he have to turn back you ask? Because there were SOOOOO many bull elk all over and blocking the road that he couldnt' get into the heart of the Blue Mountains. He could only get to the edges of the Blue Mountains. Here is a direct quote from him after we had a phone conversation this morning."Colockumelk it was amazing and magical. I am so used to watching my back because of all the big foot we have here in Ellensburg and the Colockum, but down in teh Blue Mountains I couldn't find a single one. I thought I saw one but it turned out it was just one of Pathfinders ex-girl friends. It was so cool to finally see elk again. I can't remember the last time I saw elk since I hang out in the Colockum so much. It was like night and day. At almost the exact instance I crossed into the boundaries of the Blue Mountains there were bull elk all over. They were every where. In fact there was an impenetrable wall of bull elk that would not let me pass so I had to turn around and go home. Here is a picture from that. Overall it was a great trip. My only regret is since I wasn't able to patrol the Colockum today, two students were killed and eaten by big foot while trying to get to class. Oh also I think the BMM somehow knew I was there because a bunch of guys in rusty old trucks with Bush Light hats and mullets followed me everywhere I went. We may have a spy in our midst."
I think I can settle this BMM nonsense.Most of you have seen movies about proper mobsters like The Godfather and Scarface right? Did the mobsters talk much? NO, they didn't. Why, because they were busy killing people, snorting blow and putting horse heads in peoples beds.This thread is 10 pages long! No way any mafia affiliates would let it go on for so long... By the way - there are no elk in the blues. There are some really annoying squirrels though.
hey colo, wow I make a statement about a good laugh and now this piss off due sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get a life and lets hope your not a hunter because you give us a bad name!!!!!!!!