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Offline elksnout

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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2019, 10:23:30 PM »
I now know why some of the REI crowd reek to high heaven when passing them on the trail.

Sheesh....No wonder that flower sniffer in that first video gets a monkey butt!  All he's done is smear some mud around his butt crack, which in turn migrates around the neighborhood and onto/into his clothing.

Screw that...this is how it's done:
  • Find a suitable location with a magnificent vista. The view is critically important.
  • Scratch a hole or turn over a big rock or decomposing log.
  • Hydrate some baby wipes that you dehydrated before the trip. (No sense packing around useless water weight. Just grab an appropriate sized stack from the bag and set it out. It'll be dry in a couple days.)
  • Do your thing.
  • Make enough passes with some TP to get 'er as close to 99% as possible.
  • Use the re-hydrated baby wipes to get the frank and beans, taint and the backside all cleaned up. Maybe touch up the pits while your at it....with new wipes of course.
  • Kick the dirt or rock back over and go wash your d@mn hands or nuke 'em with hand sanitizer.

Other than the cat hole and Third World stance of choice, it's not any different than going at home.

Maybe I should do a video?  :dunno: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:


Funny as hell :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:  :chuckle: Although I prefer a log (buckskin of course) about the same height as my crapper at home over a hole in the ground. And yes I cover up my work. :) :)

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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2019, 10:34:48 PM »
Just be careful when covering it up.A buddy of mine was fishing and went to do his business by a log reaches over to grab some pine needles to cover it up and some else had the same idea :chuckle: as he grabbed a "covered up turd"   

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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2019, 10:39:19 PM »
Just be careful when covering it up.A buddy of mine was fishing and went to do his business by a log reaches over to grab some pine needles to cover it up and some else had the same idea :chuckle: as he grabbed a "covered up turd"


If it looks too good a place to poo.....it probably is!


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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2019, 09:13:00 AM »
This is kinda what I was looking for, weigh nothing, add a dab of water and they grow into a wetwipe.



https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=camping+wipes&qid=1563398101&s=gateway&sr=8-13


Bought some of these for kicks.
They are an interesting product from Korea.
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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2019, 09:15:45 AM »
doubles as a water pick!
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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2019, 10:19:06 PM »
I got a smaller pack of 50 wipes, gonna toss some in the bike, atv truck, different packs etc etc 


but first I think I'll see whats up with them on my own throne, where if they aren't up to snuff no big deal

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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2019, 07:37:40 AM »
Show of hands
How many watched the first video all the way through.

I just couldn’t do it.
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Re: backcountry bidet
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2019, 10:07:18 AM »
I couldn’t watch it!! But I will have to agree with baby wipes, or the scent feee dude wipes from Walmart! There’s nothing worse then “camp crack” and hole out hunting! Gotta stay clean as possible when your packed in for a few days in the back country chasing elk!!!

 


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