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I was requested to report on my fishing trip , since mytu popscicle stand was not productive enuff for some who turn to this pecking board exspecting to be intertained ? ( i geuss ? ) So hear goes,,, my younger and lets say more lathargic brother is to pick me up at 530am , so i set ?y alarm for 6am , had a egg hamlet and here he comes wondering if im ready, no not at all i usaully keep my fishing gear on the curb ! ? So me my bro and two , lets just say unclaimible aquanitences are on our way ! But this is where it gets trickey for ,,, well lets just say. ( ME ! ) cuz yyou see lewis we have to drive by the house blues called Quest casino ! We are either getting to my fishing spot 2 hours late or just in time for lunch , cuz these fools havent figured out that building wasnt built for winners ! If you dont believe me ask one of the wodering derilick looses wondering the streets outside trying to sell there watch or stairing at the ground wiating fot ten bucks to grow out of the sidewalk ?? Well i was able to create enuff tunnle vision to get us past the ever so exciteing free parking at Quest,, actually its the most exspensive parking on the planet and we are on our joyfull way !! Well at least i thought so ,,now we stop at a wallet sucking place called spoko fuel,,all it did for me was remind me that our nearby surrounding native peeps are not done takeing back !!! 3 $ for a half dead orange ! 3$ for a dried up lard ball that they dropped into more melted lard, cooled it then dumped some syrupy substanve on it and called it a doughnut , now im so focused on getting even that i find myself infront of what seems to be a display of liquid gold !! But really its beer ! When did six packs become 11$ items !! , i left with a 24 oz. Can for 4$ !! O. K. We gave u that chunk of land for the house of loosers and you got my 4$ were even ? Anyways now were on our way ! Threw the ttown of reardon speed limit 30 wich means 6 m.p.h. then through the barney fife capital of washington , swindleport , well actually davenport , got the most exspensive tickit of my life there for touching my tire on the white line , lot people have truoble with little white lines but for me its that dam double yellow line that supports there crooked judges drinking problem if you need to get to the other side of the street you have to leave town turn around in the crop doster airfield and go back into town , just another scam town . U. S. A. . And finnally we have entered scabb land for 12 miles and arrive at the parking attendant cuz the place is packed ! Of course miles from civilization and some toothless scrubb is in my spot !! Theres no seagulls surrounding him so its obviouse hes no fisherman at all so i wait him out in another spot, watching one of my buddies react to nibbles like theres a case of grey goose vodka at the other end of his pole cuz the bottle in his bag is dwindling. The otber dude is wodering how far two rivers casino is ? I told him just past the bank right behind tbe jail ajacent to the hospital right across the street from the hospital they gottcha all covered , hurry back ! Finnally got my spot and 2 hours later im waiting for idiotics booze to run out so i can get home to my smoker . Well morettel to the story ,, the bite is on at the mighty columbia !! All you need is a bottle of speckle orange power bait , a 3$ can of beer two cajun twinkees , and alot of tollerbility and yes you to can feel ever so pummled by society !! Ooooh ya !! GET OUT THERE ,,its the only sollution. ?
You all must be new here. Reads just like it should. Or shood......
And the content of the story reminds me of a Patrick McManus story.....
Quote from: cryder on December 21, 2016, 02:30:59 AMI was requested to report on my fishing trip , since mytu popscicle stand was not productive enuff for some who turn to this pecking board exspecting to be intertained ? ( i geuss ? ) So hear goes,,, my younger and lets say more lathargic brother is to pick me up at 530am , so i set ?y alarm for 6am , had a egg hamlet and here he comes wondering if im ready, no not at all i usaully keep my fishing gear on the curb ! ? So me my bro and two , lets just say unclaimible aquanitences are on our way ! But this is where it gets trickey for ,,, well lets just say. ( ME ! ) cuz yyou see lewis we have to drive by the house blues called Quest casino ! We are either getting to my fishing spot 2 hours late or just in time for lunch , cuz these fools havent figured out that building wasnt built for winners ! If you dont believe me ask one of the wodering derilick looses wondering the streets outside trying to sell there watch or stairing at the ground wiating fot ten bucks to grow out of the sidewalk ?? Well i was able to create enuff tunnle vision to get us past the ever so exciteing free parking at Quest,, actually its the most exspensive parking on the planet and we are on our joyfull way !! Well at least i thought so ,,now we stop at a wallet sucking place called spoko fuel,,all it did for me was remind me that our nearby surrounding native peeps are not done takeing back !!! 3 $ for a half dead orange ! 3$ for a dried up lard ball that they dropped into more melted lard, cooled it then dumped some syrupy substanve on it and called it a doughnut , now im so focused on getting even that i find myself infront of what seems to be a display of liquid gold !! But really its beer ! When did six packs become 11$ items !! , i left with a 24 oz. Can for 4$ !! O. K. We gave u that chunk of land for the house of loosers and you got my 4$ were even ? Anyways now were on our way ! Threw the ttown of reardon speed limit 30 wich means 6 m.p.h. then through the barney fife capital of washington , swindleport , well actually davenport , got the most exspensive tickit of my life there for touching my tire on the white line , lot people have truoble with little white lines but for me its that dam double yellow line that supports there crooked judges drinking problem if you need to get to the other side of the street you have to leave town turn around in the crop doster airfield and go back into town , just another scam town . U. S. A. . And finnally we have entered scabb land for 12 miles and arrive at the parking attendant cuz the place is packed ! Of course miles from civilization and some toothless scrubb is in my spot !! Theres no seagulls surrounding him so its obviouse hes no fisherman at all so i wait him out in another spot, watching one of my buddies react to nibbles like theres a case of grey goose vodka at the other end of his pole cuz the bottle in his bag is dwindling. The otber dude is wodering how far two rivers casino is ? I told him just past the bank right behind tbe jail ajacent to the hospital right across the street from the hospital they gottcha all covered , hurry back ! Finnally got my spot and 2 hours later im waiting for idiotics booze to run out so i can get home to my smoker . Well morettel to the story ,, the bite is on at the mighty columbia !! All you need is a bottle of speckle orange power bait , a 3$ can of beer two cajun twinkees , and alot of tollerbility and yes you to can feel ever so pummled by society !! Ooooh ya !! GET OUT THERE ,,its the only sollution. ?Is there an English version of this? Almost looks interesting? Not. Either don't post when drunk or try spell check,then again some of those words I think spell check might say to you WTF do you mean.😀😂
Something smells fishy, somehow that beer got 1$cheaper on the drive!
Anyone else think drinking with Cryder sounds fun?
Quote from: JJB11B on December 29, 2016, 07:05:48 AMAnyone else think drinking with Cryder sounds fun?Drinking or not I bet he'd be a hoot.
