you asked for it !!

[cryder]

I was requested to report on my fishing trip , since mytu popscicle stand was not productive enuff for some who turn to this pecking board exspecting to be intertained ? ( i geuss ? )  So hear goes,,, my younger and lets say more lathargic brother is to pick me up at 530am , so i set ?y alarm for 6am , had a egg hamlet and here he comes wondering if im ready, no not at all i usaully keep my fishing gear on the curb ! ? So me my bro and two , lets just say unclaimible aquanitences are on our way !  But this is where it gets trickey for ,,, well lets just say. (  ME ! ) cuz yyou see lewis we have to drive by the house blues called Quest casino !  We are either getting to my fishing spot 2 hours late or just in time for lunch , cuz these fools havent figured out that building wasnt built for winners !  If you dont believe me ask one of the wodering derilick looses wondering the streets outside trying to sell there watch or stairing at the ground wiating fot ten bucks to grow out of the sidewalk ??  Well i was able to create enuff tunnle vision to get us past the ever so exciteing free parking at Quest,, actually its the most exspensive parking on the planet and we are on our joyfull way !!  Well at least i thought so ,,now we stop at a wallet sucking place called spoko fuel,,all it did for me was remind me that our nearby surrounding native peeps are not done takeing back !!!  3 $ for a half dead orange ! 3$ for a dried up lard ball that they dropped into more melted lard, cooled it then dumped some syrupy substanve on it and called it a doughnut , now im so focused on getting even that i find myself infront of what seems to be a display of liquid gold !!  But really its beer !  When did six packs become 11$ items !!  , i left with a 24 oz. Can for 4$ !!  O. K. We gave u that chunk of land for the house of loosers and you got my 4$ were even ? Anyways now were on our way !  Threw the ttown of reardon speed limit 30 wich means 6 m.p.h. then through the barney fife capital of washington ,  swindleport , well actually davenport , got the most exspensive tickit of my life there for touching my tire on the white line , lot people have truoble with little white lines but for me its that dam double yellow line that supports there crooked judges drinking problem if you need to get to the other side of the street you have to leave town turn around in the crop doster airfield and go back into town , just another scam town . U. S. A. . And finnally we have entered scabb land for 12 miles and arrive at the parking attendant cuz the place is packed !  Of course miles from civilization and some toothless scrubb is in my spot !! Theres no seagulls surrounding him so its obviouse hes no fisherman at all so i wait him out in another spot, watching one of my buddies react to nibbles like theres a case of grey goose vodka at the other end of his pole cuz the bottle in his bag is dwindling. The otber dude is wodering how far two rivers casino is ? I told him just past the bank right behind tbe jail ajacent to the hospital right across the street from the hospital they gottcha all covered , hurry back !  Finnally got my spot and 2 hours later im waiting for idiotics booze to run out so i can get home to my smoker . Well morettel to the story ,, the bite is on at the mighty columbia !!  All you need is a bottle of speckle orange power bait ,  a 3$ can of beer two cajun twinkees , and alot of tollerbility and yes you to can feel ever so pummled by society !!  Ooooh ya !!  GET OUT THERE ,,its the only sollution. ?

[notellumcreek]

  any pics of the fish?

[Scvette]

I was requested to report on my fishing trip , since mytu popscicle stand was not productive enuff for some who turn to this pecking board exspecting to be intertained ? ( i geuss ? )  So hear goes,,, my younger and lets say more lathargic brother is to pick me up at 530am , so i set ?y alarm for 6am , had a egg hamlet and here he comes wondering if im ready, no not at all i usaully keep my fishing gear on the curb ! ? So me my bro and two , lets just say unclaimible aquanitences are on our way !  But this is where it gets trickey for ,,, well lets just say. (  ME ! ) cuz yyou see lewis we have to drive by the house blues called Quest casino !  We are either getting to my fishing spot 2 hours late or just in time for lunch , cuz these fools havent figured out that building wasnt built for winners !  If you dont believe me ask one of the wodering derilick looses wondering the streets outside trying to sell there watch or stairing at the ground wiating fot ten bucks to grow out of the sidewalk ??  Well i was able to create enuff tunnle vision to get us past the ever so exciteing free parking at Quest,, actually its the most exspensive parking on the planet and we are on our joyfull way !!  Well at least i thought so ,,now we stop at a wallet sucking place called spoko fuel,,all it did for me was remind me that our nearby surrounding native peeps are not done takeing back !!!  3 $ for a half dead orange ! 3$ for a dried up lard ball that they dropped into more melted lard, cooled it then dumped some syrupy substanve on it and called it a doughnut , now im so focused on getting even that i find myself infront of what seems to be a display of liquid gold !!  But really its beer !  When did six packs become 11$ items !!  , i left with a 24 oz. Can for 4$ !!  O. K. We gave u that chunk of land for the house of loosers and you got my 4$ were even ? Anyways now were on our way !  Threw the ttown of reardon speed limit 30 wich means 6 m.p.h. then through the barney fife capital of washington ,  swindleport , well actually davenport , got the most exspensive tickit of my life there for touching my tire on the white line , lot people have truoble with little white lines but for me its that dam double yellow line that supports there crooked judges drinking problem if you need to get to the other side of the street you have to leave town turn around in the crop doster airfield and go back into town , just another scam town . U. S. A. . And finnally we have entered scabb land for 12 miles and arrive at the parking attendant cuz the place is packed !  Of course miles from civilization and some toothless scrubb is in my spot !! Theres no seagulls surrounding him so its obviouse hes no fisherman at all so i wait him out in another spot, watching one of my buddies react to nibbles like theres a case of grey goose vodka at the other end of his pole cuz the bottle in his bag is dwindling. The otber dude is wodering how far two rivers casino is ? I told him just past the bank right behind tbe jail ajacent to the hospital right across the street from the hospital they gottcha all covered , hurry back !  Finnally got my spot and 2 hours later im waiting for idiotics booze to run out so i can get home to my smoker . Well morettel to the story ,, the bite is on at the mighty columbia !!  All you need is a bottle of speckle orange power bait ,  a 3$ can of beer two cajun twinkees , and alot of tollerbility and yes you to can feel ever so pummled by society !!  Ooooh ya !!  GET OUT THERE ,,its the only sollution. ?

Is there an English version of this? Almost looks interesting? Not.  Either don't post when drunk or try spell check,then again some of those words I think spell check might say to you WTF do you mean.😀😂

[cryder]

I must of missed the rule book , if none of this makes sense turn the page and slowly walk away, i tried spell check it dont work for about a year now.  If there is something you cant figger , you have know or i mean no emagination at all, or maybe your a teacher or shood or i mean should hsve been or maybe your actually that special prize we all been looking for !!!  Go cure world hunger but learn that no matter how its spelled its still top ramen, cuz obviously you have the time so become a master hunter or something, at least you will have the title of what your searching for in life cuz you need it !! wow ! is that me on heer or i mean hear didnt want to confuse anybody .

[Sakko300wsm]

Wow that was painful to read!! Had to be a few cylinder sandwiches involved in that one 

[SpringerFan]

You all must be new here. Reads just like it should. Or shood......

[Timberstalker]

Sounds like a good day Cryder.  Thanks for sharing.

[cryder]

I forgot the funny part of the story ,, a fish n feathers dizmel cozminott came down to make sure our walletts were swindled correctly and i asked mr. Fun police about fire regs. Down on the banks , all he said was burn everything in site !!  So i asked him how to exsplane that to the folks in the cabin on the hill,do we burn them out too !!  That im more seriouse than you look actully smiled even though he couldnt write anyone up ! heck even mr.  Shakes had a license wich really surprized me.

[cryder]

Thats a first for me on the word cozminott soooooo,,,, deal with it or call somebody who cares enuff or i mean enuff .

[cbond3318]

Haha! Nice write up Cryder. Were you after triploids? I may have missed it.
 

[Bullkllr]

You all must be new here. Reads just like it should. Or shood......

  It read perfectly.

Keep trying; it gets easier.

[Magnum_Willys]

Actually thats as good as he gets. You know a cryder post in the first line or two.  Great stuff   

[pianoman9701]

Nevr dissappoynts!

[robodad]

And the content of the story reminds me of a Patrick McManus story.....good stuff cryder, keep it up and dont worry about the grammer police, they just dont read fast enough to understand !!! 

[N7XW]