LIFE SENTANCE ??

[cryder]

Its become more n more obviouse that this elk thing just isnt going away till i do . Its become to controlling , im up at 257am , got any idea y. ? Well evidently its elk season in january , and believe it or not its tied to the mind inbedded tricks of yep ! u geussed it ,,,, fish n feathers , they gotcha even when they dont, cuz you c lewis ? ,, its time to call in the final ingrediants of your tag soup , and there it goes , im actualy wondering what my trail looks like right now and i dont no y ? You c thats how the animal brokers of our state never let go of at least my sanity . I purchased a 500$  r.c. truck to try and break the asylum of uforia but the dam thing is still in the box, might take it back change it in for another popscicle stand , my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall cuz im elk stupid i geuss ,anyways maybe ill be ungoogled by the porn police and u guys wont have to put up with my constant idiocrity , this seems to be the only window in cell of imprisonment till then ,,,sorry ??

[SI Eagle]

 

[h20hunter]

Morning Cryder!

[Magnum_Willys]

Thank gawd its an RC truck - Cryder with one of those RC drones might get homeland security riled up.     

[Timberstalker]

Thank gawd its an RC truck - Cryder with one of those RC drones might get homeland security riled up.     

 

[bullfisher]

Ummm... wow.

[Tbar]

Its become more n more obviouse that this elk thing just isnt going away till i do . Its become to controlling , im up at 257am , got any idea y. ? Well evidently its elk season in january , and believe it or not its tied to the mind inbedded tricks of yep ! u geussed it ,,,, fish n feathers , they gotcha even when they dont, cuz you c lewis ? ,, its time to call in the final ingrediants of your tag soup , and there it goes , im actualy wondering what my trail looks like right now and i dont no y ? You c thats how the animal brokers of our state never let go of at least my sanity . I purchased a 500$  r.c. truck to try and break the asylum of uforia but the dam thing is still in the box, might take it back change it in for another popscicle stand , my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall cuz im elk stupid i geuss ,anyways maybe ill be ungoogled by the porn police and u guys wont have to put up with my constant idiocrity , this seems to be the only window in cell of imprisonment till then ,,,sorry ??

Finally someone I can relate to!  Keep up the good work Cryder

[cbond3318]

Rip some lip!

[Tjv28]

I hope I never get ungoogled by the porn police...

[Gringo31]

I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language. 

[Timberstalker]

I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language.

 

[Dhoey07]

Elk hunting is a blessing and a curse.  There's only two ends of the spectrum, you will quit or it will consume you.  The choice isn't always yours to make.

Either saddle up and dig in, or give up, time will tell 

[JimmyHoffa]

I hear ya cryder, only two things out there--elk hunting and dreaming of elk hunting.

[Skyvalhunter]

What about sheep hunting and dreaming of sheep hunting?

[JimmyHoffa]

There's a few people wired a little differently.  

[Curly]

.................... my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall .............

Gibson, as in guitar?     (I think I actually figured out the rest of the rant.)   

Keep giving it hell, Cryder. 

[DaveMonti]

Wait, you have a remote controlled toy AND a porn addiction?  Maybe there is some money to be made there...

[JJB11B]

Wait, you have a remote controlled toy AND a porn addiction?  Maybe there is some money to be made there...

And a Gibson, I have a feeling the sound track could be epic!

[shadowless_nite]

I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language.

I believe he is speaking the same language as these two in this video.... sounds about the same if you tried to type it out into words to read....

[E35alex]

😂


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[cryder]

Freeeeging hillariouse , thanx , i needed that , my niebor up north had 7 elk hang out on his 125 acres of keep the h e double hockey sticks out propetry for a week hopeing there feeling real comfortable for about 4 months , and ,,,, the dreams start all over again , but its time to talk to big ugly birds now , at least it seems they will look like they are interested in the fact of who the heck i think i am !

[Magnum_Willys]

You plannin on a Spring fix with bear huntin Cryder or you toughin out your addiction til fall?

[pd]

Poor CRyder suffers from serious cabin fever.  This was the 2nd worst winter in the northwest since WWII, and it really hit him hard, because he had tag soup on elk (again).  I absolutely understand his pain.

Waterfowl season is over, nothing happening unless you have a Spring Bear tag.  Or, just wait until September for elk.  Hang in there buddy, go play with your drone for a while.

Oh, and porn will burn your soul.  Give it up.  m,Kay?

[JakeLand]

DAM!!! A couple glasses of crown on the rocks and I understood it perfectly  I'm in trouble

[pianoman9701]

Why am I picturing his living room with empties all over the place and half-destroyed issues of Bugle and Extreme Elk everywhere? 

[Timberstalker]

Why am I picturing his living room with empties all over the place and half-destroyed issues of Bugle and Extreme Elk everywhere? 

And a bean bag chair.

[pianoman9701]

...and those scent sticks in oil except there's estrus cow urine in it.

[DaveMonti]

I think he's shifting his attention to spring turkey (big ugly birds). 

Chasing turkeys is just out there on the horizon buddy!  Hang in there, tune up your call, and pattern your shotgun! 

[cryder]

My subscriptions are purposely ending this year , to many pictures that wont go away,  probly not a bad idea , but i dont drink much anymore , just get sick or go to sleep to become the victim of camp site pranks , maybe its the soudrells i hang with , oh well there subscriptions are wearing thin also !  As threatened before , ill just keep swinging my fist threw this swarm of bees till i get honey on my table . But pains reciprical , is somebody elses place this years ,,,,  DANGIT !!!

[Timberstalker]

My subscriptions are purposely ending this year , to many pictures that wont go away,  probly not a bad idea , but i dont drink much anymore , just get sick or go to sleep to become the victim of camp site pranks , maybe its the soudrells i hang with , oh well there subscriptions are wearing thin also !  As threatened before , ill just keep swinging my fist threw this swarm of bees till i get honey on my table . But pains reciprical , is somebody elses place this years ,,,,  DANGIT !!!

Perzackly!!

[seth30]

Stay strong, more season of hunting are just around the corner