Drone hunting !! ??

[cryder]

Well our fearless leader has taken up drone hunting for murdering creeps , and seems to be pretty good at it . I wonder if this something in our future to get the nerds out in the fields hunting critters of our states they call game ? One good thing comes to mind on this , it will end the terror of the slacked jawed yokle , bustn his deasle train with the full blown headers , diguised as a truck through our country roads , with his missle launcher with the Hubble telescope hanging out the window takeing pot shots at what evers moving on the second horizon untill it quits moving , cuz he's not smart enuff to understand the 100 page manual enuff to get the thing in the air and that should be obviuose cuz he can't even keep the weekly explosions down in his garage long enuff to get the time to learn how to use his newly stolen toy , hmmmm ? Maybe they will use these things to create new revenew , and to get a new out look on profits and fines and license fees !!  ?? I can just see it now ,, sitting at camp and all of a sudden !!! But no ! It's not Mr. Green jeans with the woodsy intellect sneeking up on you to inform you that your haveing to much fun and he will remind you of the cost of your fun and how your doing it illegaly , , no !! It's a drone popping out of the sky , spitting out a lminated ticket for the cost of your fun , and it didn't take a $40,000 dollar vehicle to get to you to ruin your day , or come skidding into your camp , because he needs to tell you how much smarter he is than you are and how much it costs you to find out ! I do understand that the war inside my head is compleatly my fault for listening so closely , but obviously pains reciprical has overflowed and this pecking board has fallen victim to the Carnage🤪

[Skyvalhunter]

Somewhere I missed your point on this topic

[full choke]

Perfect! 

[MADMAX]

I think he must have recently got a ticket for something

[ballpark]

I think he feels better now 

[pianoman9701]

Happy New Year, Cryder. I hope the ticket wasn't too expensive. 

[highside74]

I almost never look at who started the thread before I'm reading it. It never fails that midway through one of these posts I find myself thinking this has to be Cryder so I scroll up to the top and find that I am right 100% of the time. Good work it keeps us entertained.

[NOCK NOCK]

cryder….now ya just gotta worry about that flying spyder in ur neck of the woods having a mini missle launcher on every arm....itll be buzzin around like a flying carpet vacuum bot....throwing missle in every direction....shootin down all the surly mr greenie wanna bes who didn't support the $$$$$machine...…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… or its just a version of pac-man.

 

[hunter399]

First think STARWARS
second think TERMINATOR
It has begun the beginning of the end
Alpha-omaga

 

[cryder]

P E R Z A C H L Y  !!!  I'm referring to Trump's recent drone practice flight to Iran first off , then the time I was enjoying a nice frosty can of orange juice , and all of a sudden , Mr. Woodsy no it all , fish n feathers financial respresenitive comes litteraly skidding into our camp , busts out of his truck Luke maybe we stole his mom , runs up to Gaylord and says where's the animal ?? !! Evidently this clown has mistaken the electrical cord we're putting in the trees for lights off of our generator for critter hanging attire ! After discovering how stupid he looks , he asks my nephew for I.D. since he's holding a can of goof juice , well Gary is 33 years old , so he's really looking entertaining now , so now it's time to criticize the way grandpa has arranged the fire pit , by this time I'm wanting a barley can and some popcorn , cuz you see Grandpa wasn't happy about his driving to begin with , grandpa quickly informed this fool what he thought of his little act and his wrongly assigned hat and badge , told him to go home where people can show him the respect he deserves and he ( slowly ) drove out of our hunting trip , but also just think about all the revenue the state could make off of a new season for drone hunting , new fees , new fines and new customers ,( hunters ) in button down shirts , slacks and wing tip shoes , you no ,( nerds ) that fly these things a whole new line of fools that think there going to accidently stunble across a spike elk that isn't doing 45 miles a hour through the woods , like any other Hunter hopes for ,once they find a roed that's legal to travel , or a camping spot that isn't inha ited by a family of ten or more , just right around the corner from the juiced up Jeep club that never goes to bed , or just uphill from the fool that thinks if he blows his buggle call all night he's gunna wake up with bull elk standing around his fire pit , or far enuff away from a road that is constantly being hammered by trains disguised as trucks , or somewhere hidden enuff so Mr. Green jeans can't come in and tell you your in a fire scare zone , but actually you to close to where the elk are so you have to move so they can close the roads reel quick before some body shoots what appears to be a saint Bernard after but n guttn procedures are concluded , but then there's the anal probe you receive on your way out because there's no way you got that critter legally so they stop you to show you why and why you won't be going home tonight , so if your lucky enuff to put yourself in this position , maybe you do need a big fat drone to get it out of there with out haveing to prove that you have really been foolish enuff to visit the till of shame and you do deserve your little critter

[Jonathan_S]

Cryder you are an American Treasure. Never change

[Sandberm]

"...but obviously pains reciprical has overflowed..."

Obviously 

Oh...and I was more of a Captain Kangaroo kid than a MrRogers kid when I grew up too. 

[Angry Perch]

Only 9:15 and my day is complete. Thank you Cryder!

[Henrydog]

I thought I was the only one who Drank Orange Busch for breakfast

[Scvette]

Is there an English version of this. I don’t even know what language that is written in.