Author Topic: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault (Read 5972 times)

Humptulips · « **on:** January 06, 2021, 11:58:25 PM »

Be careful out there guys!

Jason · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2021, 02:29:15 AM »

Some stories should never be told or kept to yourself. I'm not sure which one this is?

zwickeyman · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2021, 04:36:50 AM »

I dont think I would have told any body if that happened to me

Skyvalhunter · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:12:22 AM »

I don't think I needed to read that

trophyhunt · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:22:40 AM »

Seriously, wth did I just read?? PLEASE DELETE this thread mods

Norman89 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:43:36 AM »

It's still funny every year

Fl0und3rz · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:47:18 AM »

Satire site. IIRC, there was a real beaver attack story out of Russia where the dude died.

Belarus.

https://www.latimes.com/science/la-xpm-2013-apr-12-la-sci-beaver-kills-man-20130412-story.html

Bullkllr · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:22:53 AM »

Can't leave out the Foxworthy story:

huntnfmly · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:23:53 AM »

Usually you have to pay extra for that 😂😂😂

Fl0und3rz · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:33:06 AM »

$20, same as in town.

Timberstalker · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:29:09 AM »

From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.

ghosthunter · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:40:41 AM »

From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.

Bullkllr · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:47:45 AM »

Now I'm afraid to read some of the other stories linked.

h20hunter · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:50:55 AM »

Thank God it's all fictional. Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

Bullkllr · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2021, 12:55:15 PM »

Thank God it's all fictional. Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

I dunno. It might go down a bit differently, but take my word for it, 200 pound beavers are for sure bad news

rasbo · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2021, 01:05:06 PM »

All of a sudden large beaver traps are being bought up.

Caseyd · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2021, 01:34:08 PM »

Maybe cross post to the Bigfoot thread

DishBogget · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2021, 02:23:06 PM »

Seriously, wth did I just read?? PLEASE DELETE this thread mods

A mod posted it lmao

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Sutherland · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:38:26 PM »

Lol

Humptulips · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:47:20 PM »

Seriously, wth did I just read?? PLEASE DELETE this thread mods

Smokepole · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:31:37 PM »

I have had this happen before, but I ended up on top.

brew · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:54:28 PM »

pretty sure Primus wrote a song about this..."Wynonna's big brown beaver"...sorry not confuser literate enough to link it but go ahead and google it

wags · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:14:06 PM »

I wonder how much that guy had to drink before heading out to the woods?

Goshawk · « **Reply #23 on:** January 09, 2021, 10:02:56 PM »

So, what's the emergency number for AA? This o'l boy needs to change his brand ASAP!

one more · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2021, 03:52:46 PM »

The banner on the paper says "World News Daily Report Where facts don't Matter".
But that sure is funny.
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