Author Topic: When 6ft. REALLY matters (Read 4456 times)

cryder · « **on:** September 20, 2021, 11:15:25 PM »

I'm standing in line at my usual place of veggies , fruit n chicken purchases , I'm confident with my place on the markings on the floor , my law inforced mask is keeping in my bad breath hermedically , but somehow the elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench in front of me is offended and space compromised ,and tottaly invaded by my already measured 6ft.spacing , tells me to have some respect for her health , I said as soon as you start , sorry but it just came out as I counted her diet Pepsi to cookies cakes n pies ratio in her pile of poison on the money belt to the register , well that didn't help any now her bajemith significant other is coming after me , and so is little timy the checker from the next isle , well geuss who I addressed first,,, yep , I told herculease to get back to his bagging of his obviously badly needed poison so the rest of the line could move along , well they got there trash and I got my produce and I drove away , NOW IM HOPING FOLKS ARE FOLLOWING THE DEEP CORRISPINDANCE BETWEEN THIS QUANDRY , And the relivance to the fact that it's almost time to plan my assault on the mighty Columbia , and DAMIT I WANT MY 6 FT. !! ,,,, SO I'm not realing in people's freekn lines , even though there's 75 miles of freekn water , I'm gunna cut up me and the wife's twister game and lay the dam spots on the freekn beach , stay on your freekn yellow spot !! DAMIT !!

full choke · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2021, 11:21:52 PM »

TooTallMike · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2021, 11:39:11 PM »

Welcome back
Conduit of Culture

Norman89 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2021, 07:31:25 AM »

I was thinking this was a story on needing a bigger boat for some monster you hooked into, but I'll take a whale attack story too 😂😂😂

Bullkllr · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2021, 07:59:44 AM »

I'd be interested in hearing more about the Twister game.

Curly · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2021, 09:00:44 AM »

cavemann · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2021, 09:14:54 AM »

And my month has been made.. when I see a new post from cryder I get more excited then when I was a kid anticipating the arrival of my first Cabela's order in the mail...

And cryder delivered again..

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HikerHunter · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2021, 02:59:00 PM »

always love a good cryder post!

LDennis24 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2021, 03:08:53 PM »

What color was her hair?!

Curly · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2021, 03:38:51 PM »

"elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench"

Love the description of that Karen.......

builtfordtough · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2021, 03:48:17 PM »

😆

L8NITE · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2021, 04:22:27 PM »

Great post Cryder...I feel like I was right there with you as you described this scenario!!! Thanks for making my week

MADMAX · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2021, 04:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Curly on September 21, 2021, 03:38:51 PM

"elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench"

Love the description of that Karen.......

Definitely a bad visual

cryder · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2021, 11:05:53 PM »

I saw the heard of cattle going in at the same time I was , food card in hand 2 overweight kids and herculease , like headed to the troff like it was full of Twinkies or something , wish I could get a food card , then I could afford strawberries for crap sakes , these people got everything that packed with atery clogging sugar that's available , I didn't see one healthy substance in the huge pile of crap , hmmmm,,, must be movie night

LDennis24 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2021, 07:32:56 AM »

It was blue and pink wasn't it...

cryder · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2021, 08:11:56 AM »

A majenta hue ?

cryder · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2021, 09:26:34 AM »

I'm in preparing mode for my winter assault on the mighty Columbia , I'll be there very early in the morning , as to claim my 6 ft. Peramitah

Curly · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2021, 10:44:45 AM »

To be safe, you should really shoot for 15'.

pianoman9701 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2021, 01:01:15 PM »

Very well told, Cryder. We've missed your poetic musings.

cryder · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2021, 07:30:25 PM »

Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

Curly · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2021, 07:31:58 PM »

Quote from: cryder on October 16, 2021, 07:30:25 PM

Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

The pics probably need resized.

Alchase · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2021, 12:51:55 PM »

Quote from: cryder on October 16, 2021, 07:30:25 PM

Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

I believe there is a forum rule against posting pics of "elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wenches"

Or should be

Mtnwalker · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2021, 01:05:45 PM »

Not sure how I missed this til now, but spot on as always

Curly · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2021, 01:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Alchase on October 19, 2021, 12:51:55 PM

Quote from: cryder on October 16, 2021, 07:30:25 PM
Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

I believe there is a forum rule against posting pics of "elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wenches"

Or should be

I believe that "elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wenches" automatically create pics that are too large for the forum to accept..........

Cylvertip · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2021, 02:19:30 PM »

I keep telling myself they were foot thongs - aka flip flops - and not to visualize what else they might be. I am scared of what a pic could reveal.....

b0bbyg · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2021, 03:22:52 PM »

Thread revived!! glad it was I needed some Cryder descriptive musings today.

Rainier10 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2021, 03:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Mtnwalker on October 19, 2021, 01:05:45 PM

Not sure how I missed this til now, but spot on as always

JakeLand · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2021, 05:16:51 PM »

Ohh man how I missed a Cryder chat. !

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