"Naughty Dog" What your dog has done.

[steen]

Our dog has done a few, here are two:  Larry had just wrapped 70 lbs. of sausage and a friend thought she looked a little guilty coming out of the garden ( that is guilt enough).  Upon investigation she had snuck in the butcher room (which they left open) and proceeded to bury her cash of awesome already wrapped sausage for herself. The most recent was when my husband came home from a visit to friends in Alaska with two buffalo heads (that they raise) and one was bleached, mature cow, finished and the other, at young bull, not quite done.  Ruby had taken both horns off the young bull without moving the head (in the upright position on a chair) and more than likely buried them also.  Hubby was not impressed.

[Bullkllr]

This could be a great thread!

My current lab- let's see- nothing out of the ordinary off the top of my head:

1. Dug up every plant/bush in the yard he could get at. Ate most of them. Including a gravenstein apple tree about 3 inches in diameter.
2. Ate antlers off a deer I had hanging. Just antlers
3. Ate part of the house siding
4. Ate several basketballs/footballs the kids left where he could get at 'em
Now that he's 4 years old he finally seems to be slowing down on the shenanigans.

One of the funniest things I've seen was when a friend's lab grabbed half a broiler chicken off the grill. He yelled at it and the dog quickly swallowed the whole half-chicken in one unchewed gulp. That had to hurt going down.

[KFhunter]

eat her own crap - then puke it in the kitchen

[ghosthunter]

My new pup ate her entire 179.00 dog house while I was turkey hunting.

Ate the crouch out of three pairs of my wife's underwear.

Chewed up my wife's new shoes.

[Bullkllr]

My new pup ate her entire 179.00 dog house while I was turkey hunting.

Ate the crouch out of three pairs of my wife's underwear.

Chewed up my wife's new shoes.

Yeah, blame it on the poor dog!

[papisjeep]

my brittany spaniel rolling in bear scat
 

[lokidog]

Our dog Loki ate three pairs of my wife's shoes, only hers.   

Our new "pup" Amber likes to take napkins and paper towels out to the yard to eat them.  She also likes to chew off plants in pots.

[MacAttack]

I guess I have a somewhat good dog. The only thing that he has done (almost 2 year old Chocolate Lab) was chewed a little bit of base molding and tried to chew on the hardwood floors...

[Song Dog]

My old dog Kodi was half lab and half Chesapeake  140 pounds.  I was driving From Astoria over to Eastern Oregon to hunt deer and Grouse.  Some where just past Woodland Kodi starts to get restless and make noise like he needs to go out side.  I know I'm not far from the rest area near Battle Ground so I decide to wait until we get there to let him out.  Now I'm in a Toyota SR 5 single cab pickup, I'm one mile from the rest stop when Kodi kind of goes slack jawed on me and starts leaning into me while I'm driving down the road and he starts to lift his tail.  I'm yelling at him and he turns his head and starts pointing his rear at me.  I'm trying to push him down onto the floor boards weaving back and forth on the road when he starts SHEETING, it is like a fire hose shooting up my arm hitting me all over, and he keeps turning and it is now spraying all over the inside of my windshield. I pull into the rest stop, jump out screaming and yelling, Kodi jumps out plants his rear on the ground and starts scooting across the parking lot leaving a brown streak from my truck to the grass, Truckers and people are looking at me and I don't know if they  realized what I was covered in, or if they started to smell it, but some started laughing and others turned away.  It took me an hour to clean up and clean out the front of my truck.  I learned a lesson that day, when that dog needs to go, no matter where you are you had better let him out.   

[dallygirl]

Oh dear, this could be dangerous and a seriously funny thread.  Song Dog, that takes the cake!! 

Our Coonhound has by far done the most "naughty" things.  Her biggies:

*  Stole a huge roast off the kitchen counter while it was "resting" before serving it for CHRISTMAS dinner...
*  Ate a dozen dark chocolate truffles without any side affects.  I ate one and it made my heart race & had to lay down!  The vet was  on that one.
*  Ate entire Costco sized bottle of Vitamin B.  That prompted a call to the pet poison hotline.  No problems on her end though.  Again, the vet was  on that one.
*  Ate an entire Costco size jar of Vaseline...she licked the container so clean, there wasn't a spec of grease left anywhere.  She still wanted her dinner after which was mind boggling.
*  Ate the shingles off her first dog house.  The ones we had to special order to match our house...
*  Ate an entire can of baby formula

Our Mini Aussie is no angel either.  His notables:

*  Ate a brand new $400 Arc'teryx jacket.  Literally left it in shreds.  Why did he have to choose the most expensive thing in my closet??  Still ticked about that one.
*  Peed on Christmas presents under the tree while looking right as us. 
*  Eaten so many pairs of underwear - I have lost count.  The ladies at Macy's see me coming and know the dog wiped out my inventory.

So far our Lab puppy hasn't done anything unexpected and we are working hard to keep it that way.   

[MadHatter]

Mine at a $200 pair of bluetooth headphones this morning... Suffice to say I was not happy... 

[lokidog]

My old dog Kodi was half lab and half Chesapeake  140 pounds.  I was driving From Astoria over to Eastern Oregon to hunt deer and Grouse.  Some where just past Woodland Kodi starts to get restless and make noise like he needs to go out side.  I know I'm not far from the rest area near Battle Ground so I decide to wait until we get there to let him out.  Now I'm in a Toyota SR 5 single cab pickup, I'm one mile from the rest stop when Kodi kind of goes slack jawed on me and starts leaning into me while I'm driving down the road and he starts to lift his tail.  I'm yelling at him and he turns his head and starts pointing his rear at me.  I'm trying to push him down onto the floor boards weaving back and forth on the road when he starts SHEETING, it is like a fire hose shooting up my arm hitting me all over, and he keeps turning and it is now spraying all over the inside of my windshield. I pull into the rest stop, jump out screaming and yelling, Kodi jumps out plants his rear on the ground and starts scooting across the parking lot leaving a brown streak from my truck to the grass, Truckers and people are looking at me and I don't know if they  realized what I was covered in, or if they started to smell it, but some started laughing and others turned away.  It took me an hour to clean up and clean out the front of my truck.  I learned a lesson that day, when that dog needs to go, no matter where you are you had better let him out.

OMG, I could almost not get through reading this to Weathergirl......         

[runamuk]

My best bad dog story was the time Nono my mild mannered polite 34" tall Borzoi (russian wolfhound) decided to eat an entire bone in ham and as if that wasnt bad enough she washed it down with my margarita.....I never left food to cool on the counter without making sure I knew exactly where she was and took her with me if I had to step outside even for a minute......man I miss that naughty dog.

oh yeah she dug under the barn gate so she could sleep in the barn which would have been fine except it allowed the damn goat to get out followed by lambs whose mama's got pissed when they couldn't follow...

[steen]

There are some good ones!  Can't wait to keep coming back to this!

[snowpack]

Had a dog that like to roll in dead fish. 
Then a different dog that ate an almost liquefied dead fish it found at the boat ramp.  Later on the dog got explosive diarrhea and vomiting.  It would explode in the house and then get put outside.  the dog would act fine and as soon as it was let back inside another explosion.
A different dog at a BBQ went and rolled in poison oak.  Then it came back and would rub past people and get it on their legs.