Free: Contests & Raffles.
It did!
K, now pay the fees , pay for the drawing , hope u get the 6 out of 30,000 that are picked fill the tank , drive for hours , arrive at what we could all just hope the roads open , hope there's a camp site in the same area code, set up next to a busy dirt road ,prey you can get some sleep over the crowded moving pumpkin patch , wake up at 4 , brail trek for two hours , hope there's not twelve people already there d, Dodge what ever gun fire nesccasary , set up on the hill across from the camera that spectacular shot was taken , focus your Hubble , ingage a missle into the silo , and take your mile n half gander over there , and jeeee ! I'll bet he's still standing there ! , Launch the dam missle , trek to the fallen critter , commence the but n gut cerimony , carry the critter in pieces back to the truck for four hours , just in time to greet fish n feathers at dusk , waiting for u to get back to camp , how does this happen , u ask ? He's been watching you all day , prepair to have to prove your earthly residence records , tags , vehical ownership , the mandatory missle silo inspection , now it's time to prove weather or not you belong in the woods at all , tags i.d. , and a printed , laminated report of how and where you were insanely lucky to put down a piece of the states revenue legally , and if your smart enuff , lucky enuff , to head home with that awesome Mr. Majestic , it's not a congratulations from me ,it's a loud , HEY ! MAN , WHAT GOOD FORTUNE FOR YOU !
Another classic post by cryder. 😂
