My wife is shopping for a horse!

[WapitiTalk1]

Of course you know, the necessity for a “friend” be it horse, mule, or burro will follow….it will transpire 

[Gobble Gobble]

My wife has been wanting one since age 6. I've set aside about half your budget so far. With today's prices that will get her a saddle.

[Blacktail135]

Of course you know, the necessity for a “friend” be it horse, mule, or burro will follow….it will transpire 

Totally understand that. We’ve got a 30yo retired lesson mare that is sweet as honey. Follows me around like an old Labrador retriever….knows my hand signals and “grunt” like an old dog!

[Igottanewknee]

Correct me if I'm wrong...aren't horses like boats? Boats are a hole in the water you throw money into. Aren't horses like a hole in the pasture you throw money into also???   

Then again, happy wife happy life.

[vandeman17]

Correct me if I'm wrong...aren't horses like boats? Boats are a hole in the water you throw money into. Aren't horses like a hole in the pasture you throw money into also???   

Then again, happy wife happy life.

This is correct, at least your first statement

[2MANY]

https://salmonselectsale.com/

[Blacktail135]

Correct me if I'm wrong...aren't horses like boats? Boats are a hole in the water you throw money into. Aren't horses like a hole in the pasture you throw money into also???   

Then again, happy wife happy life.

😂 Yep, pretty much. I had a boat, she had a horse…life was smooth. Today, I still got a boat, she don’t got no horse….life is a bit rocky. Especially lately….I’ve been getting my boat ready for summer! 😁

[Farmer72]

Tried to send you a PM but your box is full.

[pianoman9701]

Is rustling still a crime? 😂 She’s getting a bit difficult to live with!

When I first read the title of this thread, I figured you were asking if anyone had a second job for you to be able to afford your wife's future boat RV equine investment. Best of luck to you in finding that job horse.

[Zardoz]

It's Nice to have First World Problems.......AMERICA. 

[Jingles]

Might complicate your problems and let her watch this.

https://1funny.com/most-powerful-horse-breed-in-the-world/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=getresponse&utm_content=Funny%20Joke%3A%20Husband%20Swatting%20Flies&utm_campaign=1Funny.com%20Newsletter

[Blacktail135]

Tried to send you a PM but your box is full.

I just cleaned out a few of my inbox messages. Thanks

[Blacktail135]

Might complicate your problems and let her watch this.

https://1funny.com/most-powerful-horse-breed-in-the-world/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=getresponse&utm_content=Funny%20Joke%3A%20Husband%20Swatting%20Flies&utm_campaign=1Funny.com%20Newsletter

That ain’t gonna happen! They are way too big! Impressive though!

[pianoman9701]

At our Inn in NH we had two Belgians for hay and sleigh rides. Beautiful horses and they loved to work, getting all excited as you hooked them up.

[Blacktail135]

 She bought a horse today!!! We have looked at SO many horses. Now it’s my turn when I/we shop for a 4 wheeler! 😂